Truth in Horoscopes

Veverican horoscope for October 2014:

  • This month starts out with a sunny disposition which continues throughout.
  • Hope for the future figures strongly by the 5th.
  • Feelings of being uprooted will occur during the first half of the month.
  • Celebrations abound early in the month.
  • Your world will be turned upside down on the 17th.
  • Exotic travel will take place in the third week.
  • You will meet a distinguished, attractive gentleman.
  • Guilty pleasures on the 29th.

The proof that astrology is real, my actual October events as follows:

  • Beautiful fall weather in my favorite month, October. Not too hot, not too cold, just right.
  • Baby shower, people still having babies.
  • Planted a new tree in the backyard.
  • Son, great-nephew, and good friend have birthdays.
  • Did a shoulder stand in yoga.
  • Traveled by train to Toronto, Canada.
  • Had a drink with Roger Sterling from Mad Men in Toronto.*
  • Used last year’s Christmas gift certificate for a massage. Felt guilty for the selfish, pampering hour.

*Actually Roger drank alone across the bar from us. He drank a beer, not straight whiskey. He wore a baseball hat and jeans, not a suit. He wore a wedding ring, left the bar alone. Maybe it was some guy named John.

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2 responses to “Truth in Horoscopes

  1. Yup, that proved it all righty 😉

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