As Seen on TV: Money Back Offer

Daily Prompt: As Seen on TV

Write a script for a late-night infomercial — where the product is your blog. How do you market yourself? What qualities do you embody that other “products” don’t? What are the benefits of reading your blog?

For the price of Internet access on your computer, you too can take advantage of a free, yes I said FREE, blog that will help you waste your time like never before!

It’s Half Baked Log! That crazy blog written by Nobody.

Some blogs say they are free, but you log onto them and there it is, an ad!*

You want your fruit juiced by the best juicer on the planet? You’re in the wrong place!

We got pairs, not pears, of unbelievable contrasts in humanity! Madonna and Ayn Rand, we got it! Ahmadinejad and that Ukranian handyman, yes we do! Eminen and Michael Wigglesworth, of course, this is Half Baked Log! (Who’s Michael Wigglesworth? never mind – READ THIS BLOG.)

More content, more content, more content. For no reason whatsoever! Just fill up those pages and push the Publish button! That’s what we’re all about.

Half Baked Log will surprise you, it will amuse you, it will perplex you, and when you are suffering from insomnia at 3 a.m. – just go to Half Baked Log and you will be bored to sleep by the unrelated jumble of content that keeps coming at you. Non-habit forming, who needs a sleeping pill?

Half Baked Log, go to it now! Read this blog and don’t delay. It’s all right there on WordPress. You will thank me tomorrow.

*Occasionally some visitors may see an advertisment here. Bloggers too cheap to purchase No Ads upgrade from WordPress may find ads posted by WordPress to help with costs. What do you want for nothing, like I said it’s free!

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